I got the Top 4.47% on this English Vocabulary test
I’m in the last 47.33%
I shouldn’t have taken that test
Am I fucking stupid LMAO
@redrosecut würde mich mal interessieren was du da bekommst
I really like when older folks make funny videos. There's no age cutoff for having a sense of humor or being silly.
FILMS WATCHED IN 2018 → What We Do in the Shadows (2014) written and directed by Taika Waititi & Jemaine Clement
@redrosecut hast du den film mittlerweile gesehen?
I just realised that the rest of the world doesn’t know about one of my favourite New Year’s Eve in Germany things:
Angela Merkel getting out her shiny blazers for her speech.
They’re only for New Year’s Eve. The shiny Merkel is very rare and can only be spotted on the 31st of December.
This year we got shiny with some sort of rococo pattern.
Silvery Merkel of 2018.
Shiny Merkel of 2019! I really enjoy the color this year.
An adventurous duochrome!
shinier than ever for 2020
As New Year’s Eve 2021 approaches I find myself remembering this post and wondering…
Will Olaf Scholz wear a stylish shiny suit? Can someone photoshop him into one regardless?
If he is in a boring black suit like I expect, will he at least wear a shiny tie?
Shiny Olaf Sneak Peak 2021
Guys there is actually a german ripoff of Aladdin by this terrifying “animation company” (I use that term loosely) Dingo Pictures and I wanted to share Aladdin’s song b/c it is funky fresh
My new morning JAM.
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS THOUGH
I needed a second to place it but when you saw the monkey and the vultures i realized: this is a series of movies/episodes. they also made lion king, aristocats and stuff. (most of them have the same looking vultures/monkeys/other animals). now you look at this and you may think “how would she know this,this i so bad, it surely never was on anywhere?”
WRONG.
This was the shit, let me tell you why. you know how little children hate shopping with a passion? Some shops choose to give parents some peace and put TVs in some corner, where the kids can sit while their parents are getting whatever they need to buy. so you need to imagine a tv,usually inside of some weird colourful construction formed like an animal, infront of it a tiny bench on a carpet.
infront of the tv: a small group of children,desperately fighting for a place on the uncomfy af bench, shushing each other constantly.
on the tv: one of these fucking movies, in an infinite loop,the same(usually) two about 20 minute clips.
why anybody would put this bs on for children? dont ask me but 5yo me sure af didnt complain.
also,funfact: aladdin is literally talking about how flying on a carpet is better for the environment than driving a car. im ancient egypt. a car.
@redrosecut das ist mir komplett neu, kennst du das von damals?
Anonymous asked:
english ist
velvetys answered:
@redrosecut wir hatten das nicht in der Schule, oder?🤔
✨wangxian kindergarten au✨
oops sorry!! he’s just excited 😅
Check the previous part HERE!
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my dad just exploded into laughter out of nowhere and told me ‘imagine the lion king but with sea lions’
he has been chuckling about it for 5 straight minutes now
apparently it doesn’t matter that i’ve told him 10 times it’s the monkey who raises the newborn and not the lion himself, this is the scene he has been imagining
“he can’t raise his kid over his head”
I want it
okay but have you considered
quality content
Extreme quality
@squorkal can it be my job to find you seal posts? Because I want that job
As a common witness of Sea Lions I can assure you that they would very much play out these scenes; they are extremely dramatic creatures
beebox-illustrations
